Second week into semester 2.2, the pathetic Express Dowager of Piggy Land, is struggling with a Bimbotic Carrot. Although Bimbotic Carrot is mean, mad, funny and obviously, BIMBOTIC, I find it fun to hang out her.

Well here are the following stuff that had occurred with Bimbotic Carrot's presence:

1. She calls me BITCH.
   
2. She made me laugh all the way from Mensa to Design school. Sorry SingHong for the hasty greetings. Blame the carrot.
3. She thought that being called a "bimbo" is actually a compliment, as it means that she is pretty, and thanked the person. Little did she know that being dumb is also included in the definition.
4. She "played" catching with me at Business 5th Floor sofa area.
5. I came up with a processing cycle of carrot and the pig. ( Carrot is eaten up by the pig. After going through the digestive system, carrot becomes shit. Shit = Carolyn. ) Hmm.. I think I should come up with a diagram for better explanation and understanding.
6. She loves to hit my head.
7. She claims that she's one head taller than me, when in actualy fact it the difference can be measured using my stubby fingers. Perhaps, she's trying to tell me that her head/brain's small too.
   
8. Both us went off to Mensa to eat her wonderful lasagne.
9. She told Ann that she wouldn't speak to me for the day as she doesn't wanna hang around with such a BITCH like me. But nevertheless, she still failed.
10. She thought the "Jeremy" I was talking about is "Jeremiah".
    

So far, I think that's about it.

So TELL ME now, how wonderful can this carrot be?

Well, but she's a very dear friend to me. I LOVE YOU CARROT! Be it bimbotic/mean I still love you.