Here are some two stuff to perk myself up. Both of them are random conversations I had with friends.

Random shit #01
xm: Omg! It's not my fault. Not anyone's fault but my MOTHER'S fault, OKAY?!
(it wasn't my mother's fault, it was someone-whom-we-know-and-are-pissed-with's fault)
friend: Whoa... liddat your mother very poor thing leh.
xm: I think so too.... :(

Random shit #02
xm: Chao chee bye!
friend: Why are you scolding me?!
xm: I'm not scolding you. I'm just addressing the smelly pussy(direct translation).

Ok... I can't remember much already. =x Oh ya! My new colleague rocks! WOOTx

Labels: Irony